Seeing Red

Introduction

I wouldn’t say I have anger management issues. But I feel like sometimes I have anger issues. I don’t know exactly when I started to experience rage, but I believe it’s become something of a problem sometime between 2003 and 2007. I think it’s when I ran out of patience.

You have anger management problems when you can’t control how you act when you are angry. I don’t think I have a problem with control. The problem is the feeling. I get ragey. I get palpitations, my ears turn red, my heart thuds so hard I feel like I sway back and forth to the raw beat of it. I think I DO see red. I get dizzy.

“Jackie: Soundtrack of My Life”

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here’s how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie

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Opening Credits: Don’t Know What to Say – Ric Segreto (HAHAHA)